Like Worm Miller's writing? Then you'll love his new book! Filled with more than 40,000 words, this book is bound along the edges for easy organization of the many pages, each individually turnable, with front-and-back printing! This is the most booklike book you will ever see. Perfect for all your book needs. Did we mention all the words?!

Thanks to Ian at Fused Muse for putting together the page layouts and movie-magical title/avatar combinations!

– Worm Miller

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