"This is the most absurd of all possible lives." -A really weird old guy
A personal appeal from Wikipedia founder Jimmy Wales: nnnoooooo
WHERE DO YOU GET THE SKIN FROM??????
Ugh, I hope it's not some shitty cam. Telesync minimum.
Maria Mitchell is shown holding a telescope to each eye, using them to ogle passing hunks on the street below. OOOGA! Her tongue rolls out like a firehose, her eyes comically bulging through the ends of the telescopes.
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