On this special week, I am thankful for Twitter which makes the Internet fun again. These are some of my very favorite tweets I've spotted over the last several months. They're all legitimate and very eager to please. ;-*



"This is the most absurd of all possible lives." -A really weird old guy



A personal appeal from Wikipedia founder Jimmy Wales: nnnoooooo

WHERE DO YOU GET THE SKIN FROM??????

Ugh, I hope it's not some shitty cam. Telesync minimum.

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