Wow! Congrats to the Eisenhower-looking-ass-dad that made this pic possible!
Ho ho ho! This middle manager knows how to turn a rumpus room out!
I hope you don’t get shocked, disgusting man!
All bets are off, and all shorts are too! Congrats to the dad in this pic.
Excellent work, man named Leon or Manny.
what is this
Congrats to the man in this, I think
Yeah!!!!! Nothing matters
Please don’t hurt me
Are You The Doctor From Star Trek Voyager
I hate this more than you do
Happy Christmas From The Worst Family On The Block
What’s Wrong With Your Body
Santa lives in hell and this is how we found out
Look out for the needles, sappy pappy!!!!
Hmm looks like it’s 1:48 aka THE DEVIL’S TIME
I Don’t Like This Pic. Go Away Old Dad
Happy Holidays To You Too, Loser Warrior
Why are you taller than the tree
“Time To Relax” Says Bad Man
I can taste this pic and I hate it
I was betrayed by the bernio bros, the cougars, and this guy from back page I hired to keep me from jumping out a window at the DNC.
TOTAL WRECK - crazy-eyed hound is covered in cobwebs, has a vespiary on back, graffiti on side and savage thirst for boat fuel. Frankly, I'm in over my head. He's in room 115 at Motel 6, yours free. 555-2851
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