• Tornado Jones, the Human Beatbox and Killing Machine
  • Tall buildings that ruin everything for everyone
  • Freedom Fighter brand Falafel Fixins
  • Lieutenant Disaster’s Commercial Airline Shooting Range
  • Bed, Bath, and Beyond’s towel department
  • Sparky “Robert” Fitch, The Man Who Loved Constitutions
  • Skeeter and the Gooch, two kittens who stole the heart of America and refuse to give it back
  • The Hurricane Factory
  • The Nazi Husbandry Association (NHA)
  • Bipedal robots able to balance themselves (ex. Tickle Me Elmo X)
  • Famous Skyscraper Blueprints Magazine
  • Flip Peterson, the tallest man of the Dakotas
  • The entire cast of the Broadway musical Al-Sadr Get Your Gun
  • pick up kids from minstrel show
  • call Molly about dog excavation
  • bread
  • milk
  • eggs
  • AND YOU.
  • – Bob "BobServo" Mackey

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