Have you wondered, "What's happening to all the white people?" You're not alone. The world's white people, once prized for everything from the bikini to rocketry, are in serious jeopardy. White populations have been growing at a disproportionately slow rate. In countries like the United States of America, it sometimes seems like a hundred minorities are born to every white person.
Not only that, but every minority has a slew of organizations, charities, lobbying groups, and businesses catering specifically to their needs. Affirmative action, the NAACP, the DREAM Act; when is it White People's turn?
Thanks to the White People Project, more whites than ever are enjoying the freedom to live their lives and raise their children exactly how they choose.
Sometimes I dream that I'm sitting in the back of the defunct Weinermobile as it careens driverless down the highway. At first I thought this was symbolic of the powerlessness I feel in life, but then I realized it's actually the Weinermobile's dream of being able to drive again.
Three years ago, when we were burying my uncle, Cleaver and some gross lady dog (Solstice???) showed up at the cemetery and starting going at it really loudly. It ruined everything and we had to have a "re-do" the next day and it cost a fortune. I've hated him ever since for that.
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