WPP is a white-positive organization that celebrates white culture and heritage. We have white activities and white events planned year-round. Our calendar of summer events include:
June 24th - The Aspen Comedy Festival, showcasing the talent of white comedians and comediennes. Come for the laughs and stay for the white culture of Aspen, including white activities like skiing and hiking, white fashion, and white cuisine like "fusion" and "tapas."
July 4th - The first annual White Chili Cook-off in chili capital of the world, Bismarck, North Dakota. Celebrate the white Fourth of July with a look back on the revolutionary war, great white presidents, and a fireworks display from a white-owned fireworks importing business.
July 18th - National White Cruise-In at all Red Robin restaurants throughout the USA. Whites are invited to come and show off their classic cars. Low riders, hydraulics, aftermarket stereo systems, white Latinos, and noisemakers are not allowed.
August 6th - White Thanksgiving. Cocktails, turkey sandwiches, and zoning maps.
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