Thanks for shopping at WootBoom, the irreverent and whimsical site where you can buy all sorts of great stuff at really low prices! What's our secret? Honk! Slide whistle noise! See, that's an example our irreverence.
Our stuff is cheap because it's refurbished. Sort of. Basically, every item has been returned by a customer who originally bought it for full price at one of those stuffy retail stores or websites. The manufacturer glanced at it, put in a different box, and then someone in our factory took a break from twerking, planking, and taking selfies to inspect the item and assign it a ranking using our Refurbished Grading System.
So what do these grades mean? It varies depending upon the type of product.
it's hard to shake the feeling that I've always got five stars in this Grand Theft Auto known as life.
Now, inexplicably, season three is looming over us like some sort of dome. Season one's plot asked whether or not the town could get out from under the dome. Apparently the answer was "no". Season two asked "I guess we're really stuck, huh?" and the answer was "yup".
The Something Awful front page news tackles anything both off and on the Internet. Mostly "on" though, as we're all incredible nerds.