Something Awful's Bob "BobServo" Mackey enlists the help of forum goon Billiam to deliver an MST3K-style mockery of the horrible town that turned them into the subhuman monsters they are today. No reading necessary by popular demand!
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A reluctant family is forced to welcome a non-human participant to Thanksgiving dinner.
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