Something Awful's Bob "BobServo" Mackey enlists the help of forum goon Billiam to deliver an MST3K-style mockery of the horrible town that turned them into the subhuman monsters they are today. No reading necessary by popular demand!
And if you liked this, check out the nationwide Rifftrax Live event coming to your local theater on August 20! With special comedy contributions by Something Awful dictator for life, Richard "Lowtax" Kyanka! You'll laugh so hard that your life will be rendered meaningless afterward!
Welcome to Gamer Hell, where those who committed sins in online games must pay for their crimes against noobs for eternity.
Russian President Vladimir Putin has sworn to personally investigate the murder of opposition leader Boris Nemtsov. In fact, Putin plans to use his expertise to solve most major crimes.
The Something Awful front page news tackles anything both off and on the Internet. Mostly "on" though, as we're all incredible nerds.