Hey, did you hear the latest Star Wars development? It seems that Felicity auteur J.J. Abrams, who recently brought commercial relevance and critical acclaim to the long-dormant and much-maligned Star Trek franchise, signed on to salvage the similarly languishing Star Wars property! The SA Goons were so frenzied by the news that they could only stammer histrionic opinions and alternate-director suggestions, in word form, even though they were posting in a Photoshop thread! But while they couldn't muster enough images to stock a stand-alone Phriday, they did manage to kick-start our latest variety pack with some lens-flare ha-has!
Hurley as Porkins.
Did anyone make a joke about how he uses a lot of lens flare yet?
I still want a David Lynch Star Wars movie.
Sometimes I dream that I'm sitting in the back of the defunct Weinermobile as it careens driverless down the highway. At first I thought this was symbolic of the powerlessness I feel in life, but then I realized it's actually the Weinermobile's dream of being able to drive again.
Three years ago, when we were burying my uncle, Cleaver and some gross lady dog (Solstice???) showed up at the cemetery and starting going at it really loudly. It ruined everything and we had to have a "re-do" the next day and it cost a fortune. I've hated him ever since for that.
Ignore the hype. Find out how these games will likely go right or wrong.
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