"king_slender" has been waiting all his life for the opportunity to make this. Okay, so I made that up.

A cowboy named "Mindless" shot me and left me for dead with this picture.

And just as soon as "Joe Runner" shows up he is gone. Like that. Poof!

Thrilling "Devonaut" mucks up a classic like the pathetic man-animal he is.

Well, at least "WeThree's" new version isn't as painful as the last one, even if it does look bad.

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