"king_slender" has been waiting all his life for the opportunity to make this. Okay, so I made that up.
A cowboy named "Mindless" shot me and left me for dead with this picture.
And just as soon as "Joe Runner" shows up he is gone. Like that. Poof!
Thrilling "Devonaut" mucks up a classic like the pathetic man-animal he is.
Well, at least "WeThree's" new version isn't as painful as the last one, even if it does look bad.
The first time "fast", "decisive", and "efficient" could have been used to describe the Minecraft development team was when they snatched the $2.5 billion dollar check out of Microsoft's sweaty, shaking hand.
Paleo guru and definite non-idiot Luke K. clears the air about some of your favorite pumpkin treats this holiday season. Also he weighs in on the controversy surrounding a paleo wedding cake.
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