Quit buggin' me, Cerebral Mayhem!

||||||||||||||| beckons with the best of them.

One day you will wake up and this ||||||||||||||| creation will be affixed to one of your eyeballs.

It's so rare that my love for helicopters and wheat is satisfied so fully. Thank you LOO!

That will do it for today, but join us next week for the conclusion, featuring a wealth of wild and savage creatures that thankfully do not exist. Thanks to OMG ITZ JAMES for getting this round of animal anomalies started, and to the Something Awful Forum Goons for making these pictures.

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