Right now America is in the grips of CAMPAIGN FEVER. A DREADFUL WOMAN is battling a BLACK MAN for the right to battle a MORMON or a SENILE P.O.W. or a DERANGED EVANGELICAL YOKEL for control of America. We're pretty screwed over here. But, the whole process is delightfully entertaining and frustrating, so what's not to love? All that in mind, I asked the Something Awful Forum Goons to show us some more interesting candidates. Let's face it, even with the added variety of a lady and a black gentleman, things are still pretty boring. Here is what they came up with!
Some people play with dolls, dot_matrix plays with Photoshops.
IZO is not going to let a predestination paradox hinder his campaign.
GeneralChack is all that stands between you and CERTAIN DOOM.
This is very real. As an insider I possess damning evidence that could utterly destroy Something Awful. This website has many enemies who appear to be coming to power in the United States. They probably have lots of money at their disposal, and I could really use some.
Don't let the winter dryness destroy your sinuses.
Photoshop Phriday showcases the tremendous image manipulation talents of the Something Awful Forum Goons. Each week they tackle a new theme, parodying movies, video games, comics, history, and anything else you can think of. If you want in on the action, join us on the Something Awful Forums!