Right now America is in the grips of CAMPAIGN FEVER. A DREADFUL WOMAN is battling a BLACK MAN for the right to battle a MORMON or a SENILE P.O.W. or a DERANGED EVANGELICAL YOKEL for control of America. We're pretty screwed over here. But, the whole process is delightfully entertaining and frustrating, so what's not to love? All that in mind, I asked the Something Awful Forum Goons to show us some more interesting candidates. Let's face it, even with the added variety of a lady and a black gentleman, things are still pretty boring. Here is what they came up with!
Some people play with dolls, dot_matrix plays with Photoshops.
IZO is not going to let a predestination paradox hinder his campaign.
GeneralChack is all that stands between you and CERTAIN DOOM.
Are you concerned that you may be a character trapped in a Tom Waits song? Be smart and learn the warning signs before it's too late. Also, it's too late. It has always been too late.
I'm haunted by a recurring vision of a skeleton flipping me off. To avoid seeing this terrifying image in bumper sticker form, I pay someone with a blank bumper to drive in front of me at all times.
Photoshop Phriday showcases the tremendous image manipulation talents of the Something Awful Forum Goons. Each week they tackle a new theme, parodying movies, video games, comics, history, and anything else you can think of. If you want in on the action, join us on the Something Awful Forums!