"illumn8d" is 110% all man and a whole lot more! ROAR!
"Cocktail Kitten" likes his minors to look their best.
"MutantBlue" has got me all hot and bothered! Do you think Bea Arthur shops there?
Things get extra kooky when special guest Lenin stops by. Oh shit, thought I was writing for TV Guide there for a second. Thanks "Xealot"!
"ToiletDuk" watches the television, and now you know that.
The CEO of Lobstero, makers of the expensive home Lobster System, responds to recent unfavorable headlines about hand-squeezing a lobster out of one of the company's Lobster Packs.
Should you call someone a Nazi? The answer will surprise you.
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