"illumn8d" is 110% all man and a whole lot more! ROAR!
"Cocktail Kitten" likes his minors to look their best.
"MutantBlue" has got me all hot and bothered! Do you think Bea Arthur shops there?
Things get extra kooky when special guest Lenin stops by. Oh shit, thought I was writing for TV Guide there for a second. Thanks "Xealot"!
"ToiletDuk" watches the television, and now you know that.
Are we not allowed to be real parents anymore? We may have feared the CyborFreaks, but we damn well respected them and learned about boundaries.
A thousand years ago, dudes were dying from splinters, but now the wizard potion that cleans our light wounds costs less than a Dr. Pepper in 1994. I love this medicinal 7up.
Ron Paul spins in his chair, trying to grab his decorative antique musket but Freddy gets it first.
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