"illumn8d" is 110% all man and a whole lot more! ROAR!
"Cocktail Kitten" likes his minors to look their best.
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Things get extra kooky when special guest Lenin stops by. Oh shit, thought I was writing for TV Guide there for a second. Thanks "Xealot"!
"ToiletDuk" watches the television, and now you know that.
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