If "Digital Arse" was in charge, American Idol wouldn't have been such a festering pile of shit:
"borracho" goes for the obvious joke, but does a decent job! Hooray!
"Ninjakitten" thinks this game show will score high with the PETA fag demographic.
"qball" brings us this thrilling game for kids and adults alike.
"cocoabean" is going to be arrested soon. Hopefully.
Maria Mitchell is shown holding a telescope to each eye, using them to ogle passing hunks on the street below. OOOGA! Her tongue rolls out like a firehose, her eyes comically bulging through the ends of the telescopes.
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