FreakTimmah can't go on like this!
frumpus is sitting in the bottom of a stinky well and the skies are gray.
fuctifino doesn't have any tears left to cry. They deserted him too.
fuctifino woke up and heard the birds tweeting then went outside to enjoy the nice weather but then it started raining and he saw the birds dead on his driveway and the neighbors threw their cat which had killed the birds at him.
I was betrayed by the bernio bros, the cougars, and this guy from back page I hired to keep me from jumping out a window at the DNC.
TOTAL WRECK - crazy-eyed hound is covered in cobwebs, has a vespiary on back, graffiti on side and savage thirst for boat fuel. Frankly, I'm in over my head. He's in room 115 at Motel 6, yours free. 555-2851
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