FreakTimmah can't go on like this!
frumpus is sitting in the bottom of a stinky well and the skies are gray.
fuctifino doesn't have any tears left to cry. They deserted him too.
fuctifino woke up and heard the birds tweeting then went outside to enjoy the nice weather but then it started raining and he saw the birds dead on his driveway and the neighbors threw their cat which had killed the birds at him.
'We’re going to be in trouble!' Little Sister wailed, clutching her favorite book to her chest and sobbing. 'This isn’t fun like a story anymore!' But Big Sister was not listening, she was thinking. She grabbed Little Sister’s book from her and ran into town, yelling 'Help! A book made me and my sister hurt someone!'
I've been wanting to meet you all for the past few weeks, but I guess I cut an intimidating figure. I'm the new guy, with the cool job you've all surely been gossiping about. Yep, I'm the Lead Loremaster, and I'm here to enrich everything we do with much-needed lore.
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