FreakTimmah can't go on like this!
frumpus is sitting in the bottom of a stinky well and the skies are gray.
fuctifino doesn't have any tears left to cry. They deserted him too.
fuctifino woke up and heard the birds tweeting then went outside to enjoy the nice weather but then it started raining and he saw the birds dead on his driveway and the neighbors threw their cat which had killed the birds at him.
Paleo guru and definite non-idiot Luke K. clears the air about some of your favorite pumpkin treats this holiday season. Also he weighs in on the controversy surrounding a paleo wedding cake.
One wizard thinks our President's magic control initiatives have gone too far.
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