FreakTimmah can't go on like this!
frumpus is sitting in the bottom of a stinky well and the skies are gray.
fuctifino doesn't have any tears left to cry. They deserted him too.
fuctifino woke up and heard the birds tweeting then went outside to enjoy the nice weather but then it started raining and he saw the birds dead on his driveway and the neighbors threw their cat which had killed the birds at him.
Cons: causes bad nightmares. I used to have to eat beef until I passed out to have these kind of terrors, but this machine does it for me every time I fall asleep inside it.
Sorry about the blurry photo. I was lunging at my phone, yelling at it to take a clear picture. It's the only image of me that exists. I'd take another picture for you, but I'm in the middle of a rigorous trampoline session.
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