Guido Sarducci doesn't even want his record collection anymore. You can have it.
Hamish Campbell's car broke down on the interstate. It was really cold and he didn't have a phone or any outerwear. Out there all alone, miles from a callbox, Hamish Campbell started to wonder if grandpa would be proud of him and how out of it grandpa was the last time he saw him alive.
ixalarx is just so frustrated this image won't let him out of the friend zone. But then no one ever does.
j00pY is haunted every day by regret upon regret and profound shame over what he has become.
Only three episodes left until the big finale of this show! The finale you have all been waiting for to season 4. Or was it season 5?
Top 10 Billionaires in the World? Most Powerful People in Tech? We've seen lists just like these for decades now. Recent features like Best Billionaires Under 40 have attempted to shake things up by getting more specific, but they need to go even further.
Did anybody even want this sequel?
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