Leningrad is so relentlessly depressed that not even watching some beautiful bean footage would cheer him up.

The wind has long since abandoned lostatsea's sails and now the only thing left is to drift idly and maybe get swallowed whole by a whirlpool.

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MrPringles can't bare the thought of any more disappointments, not after a lifetime of them.

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