Leningrad is so relentlessly depressed that not even watching some beautiful bean footage would cheer him up.
The wind has long since abandoned lostatsea's sails and now the only thing left is to drift idly and maybe get swallowed whole by a whirlpool.
lostatsea has given up on feeling happy, but not on faking it.
MrPringles can't bare the thought of any more disappointments, not after a lifetime of them.
Celebrate diversity and inclusiveness at your next protest by not calling Donald Trump a nasty little-hands pisspig bitch.
A true patriot has exactly seven t-shirts, with seven slight variations on a single phrase that tell one powerful story. This is that tale.
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