Leningrad is so relentlessly depressed that not even watching some beautiful bean footage would cheer him up.
The wind has long since abandoned lostatsea's sails and now the only thing left is to drift idly and maybe get swallowed whole by a whirlpool.
lostatsea has given up on feeling happy, but not on faking it.
MrPringles can't bare the thought of any more disappointments, not after a lifetime of them.
The first phase of The Olive Garden's cyber rollout will introduce their Neverending Pneumatic Pasta Tube. This works on the same principal as bank drive-thru deposit tubes, but with unfrozen linguini and spaghetti.
Do you remember the crazy clothes and hair of the 1990s? Do you remember Crystal Pepsi and Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles? Do you remember where you hid the box your mother gave you?
Were you enjoying your day? STOP! There is outrageous crap going on you need to know about!
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