snortpocket is considering going back to religion just to find the feeling that someone cares about them, even if it is a lie.
snortpocket can't remember the last time he felt a sense of accomplishment.
Son of Rodney is saddest when he has computer problems, because at that point he is betrayed even by computers.
The Flying Milton is only flying because he is afraid to land, where everyone will judge him for what he is: a coward afraid to land.
virkato sometimes still tries to smile, and it hurts him physically to do so.
That's it for this week, I cannot bear to go on any longer. Thanks as always to the Something Awful Forum Goons and to esoteric333 for getting things started. No thanks to da ultimate husslah for ghostwriting a chunk of depressing comments, and making me so sad every comment I wrote after that was depressing. Come back next week for more hilarious laughs!
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