At the sight of a puppy, a feeling of hope comes over jaxt until he realizes that he is just seeing the squandered potential of his long gone youth in the puppy, which probably has heartworms because the puppy is all alone.
jaxt feels absolutely crushed by even the smallest burdens in life. Getting the mail is a chore that causes hours of crying and self-mutilation by way of paper cuts.
Kloakin Device thought this image would heal the hole in his soul, but all it did was make the edges sharper and more painful.
Kloakin Device gave what was left of his strength to make this image, now he's just going to drink himself to death.
Top 10 Billionaires in the World? Most Powerful People in Tech? We've seen lists just like these for decades now. Recent features like Best Billionaires Under 40 have attempted to shake things up by getting more specific, but they need to go even further.
RT mobile games reviewer Jeff Glukhov quits RT after being forced to give pro-Russian reviews to various iPhone and Android games.
Did anybody even want this sequel?
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