At the sight of a puppy, a feeling of hope comes over jaxt until he realizes that he is just seeing the squandered potential of his long gone youth in the puppy, which probably has heartworms because the puppy is all alone.
jaxt feels absolutely crushed by even the smallest burdens in life. Getting the mail is a chore that causes hours of crying and self-mutilation by way of paper cuts.
Kloakin Device thought this image would heal the hole in his soul, but all it did was make the edges sharper and more painful.
Kloakin Device gave what was left of his strength to make this image, now he's just going to drink himself to death.
A thousand years ago, dudes were dying from splinters, but now the wizard potion that cleans our light wounds costs less than a Dr. Pepper in 1994. I love this medicinal 7up.
U2 and Apple have conspired to place a U2 album into your music in the year 2014. You own a U2 album. And you can't get rid of it.
Ron Paul spins in his chair, trying to grab his decorative antique musket but Freddy gets it first.
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