You know, we've had a lot of laughs with the SA Forum Goons, but there's nothing funny about the fact that some bars really don't dispense ginger ale! So if you're going out pub-crawling this weekend, and you like mixing ginger ale with whiskey or whatever, and you don't want to take a chance with some bartender sloppily mixing Sprite and soda and calling it square, then bring a flask or keep one of those stubby Canada Dry bottles in your coat pocket. Happy New Year!
Sometimes I dream that I'm sitting in the back of the defunct Weinermobile as it careens driverless down the highway. At first I thought this was symbolic of the powerlessness I feel in life, but then I realized it's actually the Weinermobile's dream of being able to drive again.
Three years ago, when we were burying my uncle, Cleaver and some gross lady dog (Solstice???) showed up at the cemetery and starting going at it really loudly. It ruined everything and we had to have a "re-do" the next day and it cost a fortune. I've hated him ever since for that.
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