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You know, we've had a lot of laughs with the SA Forum Goons, but there's nothing funny about the fact that some bars really don't dispense ginger ale! So if you're going out pub-crawling this weekend, and you like mixing ginger ale with whiskey or whatever, and you don't want to take a chance with some bartender sloppily mixing Sprite and soda and calling it square, then bring a flask or keep one of those stubby Canada Dry bottles in your coat pocket. Happy New Year!

– Andrew "Garbage Day" Miller

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