You know, we've had a lot of laughs with the SA Forum Goons, but there's nothing funny about the fact that some bars really don't dispense ginger ale! So if you're going out pub-crawling this weekend, and you like mixing ginger ale with whiskey or whatever, and you don't want to take a chance with some bartender sloppily mixing Sprite and soda and calling it square, then bring a flask or keep one of those stubby Canada Dry bottles in your coat pocket. Happy New Year!
Ferguson's long arm of the law laments the latest cutback.
Simply put, if I had Johnny Manziel’s physical gifts, you better believe I would be there in the Weight Room, getting to bed early, doing whatever I had to do to be the best possible athlete I could be. I wouldn't be posting on social media about sucking titties. I wouldn't even look at a titty, buddy. I'd look at a titty and see two big footballs.
Expendable? You must be joking.
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