You know, we've had a lot of laughs with the SA Forum Goons, but there's nothing funny about the fact that some bars really don't dispense ginger ale! So if you're going out pub-crawling this weekend, and you like mixing ginger ale with whiskey or whatever, and you don't want to take a chance with some bartender sloppily mixing Sprite and soda and calling it square, then bring a flask or keep one of those stubby Canada Dry bottles in your coat pocket. Happy New Year!
When I try to clear the ball, run into me at a thousand miles per hour, sending me flying halfway across the map. If the ball is coming down in front of the opposing goal and I'm in position to tap it in, run into me at a thousand miles per hour. Never stop slamming into me at a thousand miles per hour, unless you can slam into me even faster.
eSports are getting more attention, but these new non-nerd spectators have no idea what's going happening. Help them understand how and why you've decided to waste your life with these simple approaches.
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