Back in 2009, the SA Forum Goons created "chinimals." Last year, they made "DogBeards." For their latest chin-swapping, facial-hair-intensive innovation, they left animals alone and used celebrities as their test subjects, which I think we can all agree is more humane. Behold what happens when beards and head hair trade places!

Shoes for pidgeons kicked off the hirsute hi-jinx with his totally 2011 take on the classic combover.


There is no curse in Elvish, Entish, or the tongues of men for SlightButSteady's treachery.


Nice work, El Estrago Bonito, though you missed a great opportunity to use Hank's cousin, Dusty Hill from ZZ Top.


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