greenbeard made a game more homosexual than ass checkers, which doesn't exist and I just made it up. That's how gay it is.
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ToiletDuk smells like the inside of my grandma's helicopter.
AbbadonOfHell gets me in a smoting mood. Hobos will be smote.
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