greenbeard made a game more homosexual than ass checkers, which doesn't exist and I just made it up. That's how gay it is.
I'm not playing this game with ReverendHammer unless he has a vintage rookie wife with a .352 batting average.
ToiletDuk smells like the inside of my grandma's helicopter.
AbbadonOfHell gets me in a smoting mood. Hobos will be smote.
As the 19th century diver approaches a giant clam, a flash of brilliant golden light flares from within the shell. I emerge in a swirl of bubbles and do the timeless universal underwater hand signals for the following: ZODIAC KILLER, KKK, BLOOD OF YOUTH
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