greenbeard made a game more homosexual than ass checkers, which doesn't exist and I just made it up. That's how gay it is.

I'm not playing this game with ReverendHammer unless he has a vintage rookie wife with a .352 batting average.

ToiletDuk smells like the inside of my grandma's helicopter.

AbbadonOfHell gets me in a smoting mood. Hobos will be smote.

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