greenbeard made a game more homosexual than ass checkers, which doesn't exist and I just made it up. That's how gay it is.
I'm not playing this game with ReverendHammer unless he has a vintage rookie wife with a .352 batting average.
ToiletDuk smells like the inside of my grandma's helicopter.
AbbadonOfHell gets me in a smoting mood. Hobos will be smote.
Maria Mitchell is shown holding a telescope to each eye, using them to ogle passing hunks on the street below. OOOGA! Her tongue rolls out like a firehose, her eyes comically bulging through the ends of the telescopes.
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