Roland was a baker from the land of the midnight sun
with a baguette gun for hire and fighting to be done
The deal was made in Denmark on a dark and stormy day
so he set out for Biafra to join the yeasty fray
His comrades fought beside him, Van Owen and the rest
But of all the baguette gunners Roland was the best
Till the AIB decided they wanted Roland dead
And that son-of-a-bitch Van Owen loafed off Roland's head
And so ends the saga. Thanks to ursa_minor and the SA Forum Goons for taking an interest in Tunisian unrest!
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Ron Paul spins in his chair, trying to grab his decorative antique musket but Freddy gets it first.
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