Roland was a baker from the land of the midnight sun
with a baguette gun for hire and fighting to be done
The deal was made in Denmark on a dark and stormy day
so he set out for Biafra to join the yeasty fray
His comrades fought beside him, Van Owen and the rest
But of all the baguette gunners Roland was the best
Till the AIB decided they wanted Roland dead
And that son-of-a-bitch Van Owen loafed off Roland's head
And so ends the saga. Thanks to ursa_minor and the SA Forum Goons for taking an interest in Tunisian unrest!
Cons: causes bad nightmares. I used to have to eat beef until I passed out to have these kind of terrors, but this machine does it for me every time I fall asleep inside it.
Sorry about the blurry photo. I was lunging at my phone, yelling at it to take a clear picture. It's the only image of me that exists. I'd take another picture for you, but I'm in the middle of a rigorous trampoline session.
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