Roland was a baker from the land of the midnight sun
with a baguette gun for hire and fighting to be done
The deal was made in Denmark on a dark and stormy day
so he set out for Biafra to join the yeasty fray
His comrades fought beside him, Van Owen and the rest
But of all the baguette gunners Roland was the best
Till the AIB decided they wanted Roland dead
And that son-of-a-bitch Van Owen loafed off Roland's head
And so ends the saga. Thanks to ursa_minor and the SA Forum Goons for taking an interest in Tunisian unrest!
Republicans announce that all legislation must be voted on at 2am in a secret chamber, with no one but the lobbyists who write the bills seeing a single line of text. Democrats' Response: Stumbling around a field stepping on rakes, handles smashing them directly in their faces every single time.
There is a witch hunt going on right now and I promise you that you will not find any witches in the pleasure room in my congressional office.
For fans of meaningless awards, these awards are extra meaningless.
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