Boozer Bear never takes more napkins than he needs.
Food Boner ejaculates cottage cheese I guess.
neonbubble posted this picture of a Farker enjoying Christmas.
Tomtrek wouldn't know a thermal detonator if it blew up in his face.
Obviously, the first thing necessary to getting back in shape is buying a bunch of expensive knick-knacks.
Finally, a look at the candidate's long-delayed tax returns.
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