Jamesman emits a soothing odor of Axe Body Spray from every pore.

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Proxy Toaster spent his lifesavings on Warhammer figurines.

Burk dredged up all the horrible emotions deep in the darkest depths of his soul to make this laughable carefree picture.

That salty dog tractorcrusher slapped this image on the table with a gnarled grimace.

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