Kanzune can steal my treasure any day, as long as he digs for it.
ebakaneza phone home collect because he's a jerk.
chizarlie crawled through a mile of shit and came out smelling more like shit than before.
berzerkmonkey is composed primarily of carbon, and some vegetables.
Maria Mitchell is shown holding a telescope to each eye, using them to ogle passing hunks on the street below. OOOGA! Her tongue rolls out like a firehose, her eyes comically bulging through the ends of the telescopes.
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