Throughout history, man has been guided and driven by none other than leaders. These leaders, some good and some bad, have defined history in much the same way a dictionary defines words or fat defines a fat person. What is it that makes a leader? Is it being in the right place at the right time, being born with extraordinary traits, or simply being skilled and motivated? I honestly don't care because that question has little to do with the theme this week. Instead, the Something Awful Forum Goons, under the leadership of the adorably named stupidfuckhead, set out to see what would happen if world leaders from the present to the past had lived entirely different lives. Because this week also generated a heapin' helping of crap, there are four pages of miserable images at the end for you to pity.

stupidfuckhead got things started with Hitler delivering the "Heil Driver."

Danjamin's Adolf Hitler is a friend to all pedestrians.

Matthew138 gives Hitler an honest new job.

FrankZappa takes you on a magical journey to the strangest McDonald's ever.

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