I guess this means Khanstant has a utopian vision of the future.
Captain Equinox is certainly never going to make it as an astronaut.
In fact, Captain Equinox was shamed out of the space program.
Fickle Fascination is still pretty peeved at that nonsensical Lost finale.
Maria Mitchell is shown holding a telescope to each eye, using them to ogle passing hunks on the street below. OOOGA! Her tongue rolls out like a firehose, her eyes comically bulging through the ends of the telescopes.
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