When an online archive of classic comic book covers was unearthed, it was inevitable that it would be descended upon by SA goons like ravenous vultures wielding their copies of Photoshop with merciless intent to maim, subvert and twist any available images into sexual innuendos and jokes revolving around pedophilia (yeah, some things don't ever change). Of course, it was too fine a prize to resist, with original images such as this:
So, let's take a look at the many ruined childhood memories and prospective adult nightmares that resulted.
A thousand years ago, dudes were dying from splinters, but now the wizard potion that cleans our light wounds costs less than a Dr. Pepper in 1994. I love this medicinal 7up.
U2 and Apple have conspired to place a U2 album into your music in the year 2014. You own a U2 album. And you can't get rid of it.
Ron Paul spins in his chair, trying to grab his decorative antique musket but Freddy gets it first.
Photoshop Phriday showcases the tremendous image manipulation talents of the Something Awful Forum Goons. Each week they tackle a new theme, parodying movies, video games, comics, history, and anything else you can think of. If you want in on the action, join us on the Something Awful Forums!