When an online archive of classic comic book covers was unearthed, it was inevitable that it would be descended upon by SA goons like ravenous vultures wielding their copies of Photoshop with merciless intent to maim, subvert and twist any available images into sexual innuendos and jokes revolving around pedophilia (yeah, some things don't ever change). Of course, it was too fine a prize to resist, with original images such as this:
So, let's take a look at the many ruined childhood memories and prospective adult nightmares that resulted.
The first phase of The Olive Garden's cyber rollout will introduce their Neverending Pneumatic Pasta Tube. This works on the same principal as bank drive-thru deposit tubes, but with unfrozen linguini and spaghetti.
Do you remember the crazy clothes and hair of the 1990s? Do you remember Crystal Pepsi and Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles? Do you remember where you hid the box your mother gave you?
It's still okay to like Ben Stiller, guys.
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