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If you're a guy like me, you may have wondered if anyone else got incredible boners at the thought of giving a girl a wedgie. Who hasn't? Thankfully people from the Internet were here to expound upon this very normal, and very, very erotic fantasy for us.
Oh you suave playboy!
"Remember me? The guy with the B.O.?" might not be the best way to reestablish that lost relationship.
WE HAVE VERY STRICT RULES ON THE WEDGIE EROTICA FORUM.
Cops are still on the lookout for "huckerby."
This is almost as good as dumping someone head first into a trash can.
It's the worst idea since Travel Yahtzee.
Republicans announce that all legislation must be voted on at 2am in a secret chamber, with no one but the lobbyists who write the bills seeing a single line of text. Democrats' Response: Stumbling around a field stepping on rakes, handles smashing them directly in their faces every single time.
There is a witch hunt going on right now and I promise you that you will not find any witches in the pleasure room in my congressional office.
For fans of meaningless awards, these awards are extra meaningless.
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