Hey, do you ever watch Lost?
There's some wild shit going on on Lost right now, do you watch it?
I can't wait for the next Lost, how about you?
Ever hear of Lost?
Help me, I can't find my parents, I'm lost!

YES, I'VE SEEN IT. EVERYONE HAS. IT'S A FINE SHOW, THANK YOU FOR ASKING!


WedgieGirls

If you're a guy like me, you may have wondered if anyone else got incredible boners at the thought of giving a girl a wedgie. Who hasn't? Thankfully people from the Internet were here to expound upon this very normal, and very, very erotic fantasy for us.

Oh you suave playboy!

"Remember me? The guy with the B.O.?" might not be the best way to reestablish that lost relationship.

WE HAVE VERY STRICT RULES ON THE WEDGIE EROTICA FORUM.

Cops are still on the lookout for "huckerby."

This is almost as good as dumping someone head first into a trash can.

It's the worst idea since Travel Yahtzee.

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