"Doctor Zero" becomes the first human being to ever reference Butch Patrick in a Photoshop Phriday. He wins his weight in crabs.

"Trueblood" is our nerd of the week:

Timely as if though torn from today's headlines, "Xenopax" is a regular monster:

"starkravingnaked" sure knows how to pick a winning mascot and brand name:

Finally, let's wrap it up with some more fruit. "scrutinizer" has a motto everybody can get behind:

That officially concludes this Photoshop Phriday. As always, thanks to the Something Awful Forum Goons for their hardwork and sacrifice. Please join us next week when we use the awesome power of Photoshop to remove troublesome stains from common household carpets!

– Josh "Livestock" Boruff (@Livestock)

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