You can also use Yoozer's book as a Pong paddle if the need arises.
The Pain has the wisdom of the bear, the compactness of the peanut, and the tenacity of the otter.
Oxygencult has terrible schemes to one day crash a gravy train into a gravy boat.
Azzy needs to stop making images when he has a potassium deficiency.
Szmitten accurately captures the subdued, highbrow nature of Sonic.
Can't tell a drinking fountain from a urinal? We've got you covered. Brush up on your drinking fountain enthusiast -- or sipper -- vocabulary and learn to talk and swap sips with the best of them.
2 PM: Steven J. accidentally drops his vintage Trapper Keeper, revealing erotic drawings of the ‘bunny girls’ emoji. The room draws silent. Slowly, member after member opens his/her notebooks and tablets, revealing dozens of pages of bunny girl emoji fanart. The room votes 12-0 never to speak of this again.
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