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Everyone at the steel mill is drunk on this shit because it's cheaper than moonshine. Accidents have skyrocketed! The steel industry expects to post record losses this year.
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Get this: Clothes... for sharks.
Thanks to Applewhite and the Goons for making these ads finally live up to their clickbait claims!
This week, I'll be playing an '80s arcade rom rumored to be a CIA mind-control experiment. Please like and subscribe!
I'm thankful that the internet has a few more weeks of Net Neutrality protection before the inevitable outcome of deregulation comes to pass. I'll see you on Tier Basic, assuming you spring for the Limited Email Plan and your ISP hasn't throttled this domain.
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