When last we heard from esteemed pixel minstrel Gaspy Conana, he'd left a boy, a dog and a mouse adrift on an icy sea. He's attached a surprise ending to that saga to his latest Choose Your Own Adventure-style yarn, which revives his classic character Dropsy The Clown. If you're scared of clowns, you should read it anyway and overcome your fear at once, because that's no longer a quirky or interesting phobia! The storyline remains in progress, so if you get hooked and want to follow along and/or make your own suggestions, you can do so on the SA Forums!
He doesn't remember where he came from,
and he doesn't (ever) know where he's going.
A clown alone,
hunted by men
and haunted by his past.
Check the crate!
Hey, there's a rad brown trench coat inside!
Pat that dog. Good dog.
This is your typical consumer model throne. If you just want a cheap prop, it's fine. If you want to actually sit like a king, pony up the cash and get yourself a prosumer model. This entry level stuff is more for a duke or baron at best.
Do you wish to know what computers will be doing in the year to come? With a sigh I shall exert the minimal effort it takes to reveal all. Feel free to print out these predictions and share them with your friends via fax.
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