The world is Trypticon's oyster and he plans to marry it.
PipeRifle grips a wood wheel that's grainier than Mount Rainier.
Like it or not, Binary Logic, your new name is "Beats Agony"
Christ is like the Spanish-American War combined with ice cream.
Ensure your little ones are safe and relatively poison-free with the following tips designed to keep them healthy, outside of their teeth and blood sugar levels.
Oh, you idiot. Don't do this. It's the worst idea anyone has ever had. Have you forgotten what an ordeal it was the last time you moved?
Nightmares Fear Factory is BACK, baby!
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