The world is Trypticon's oyster and he plans to marry it.
PipeRifle grips a wood wheel that's grainier than Mount Rainier.
Like it or not, Binary Logic, your new name is "Beats Agony"
Christ is like the Spanish-American War combined with ice cream.
A list of things to avoid whenever you're in Gary or any of the Hoosier State's beautiful and welcoming locations.
You ask how his day went and he responds, "Fine." Or, you ask what he's up to and he says, "Nothing."
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