Movie tie-ins are nothing new, as Hollywood is always looking for a way to promote its crap. Corporations, too, want the recognition of a major motion picture attached to their products. George Lucas licenses the Star Wars franchise to anyone for anything, allowing you to get everything from Jar-Jar lunchboxes to C3P0 sex dolls. The beast that is the movie tie-in is unrelenting and merciless with no shame at all. This week the Something Awful Forum Goons seek to tame this beast by creating some practical food-based movie tie-ins. Oh who am I kidding, they're ideas are just as bad as the real thing! Bring your appetite, because the meat is on the table!

Argyle makes a fine sweater, but he also made this image which started this theme off.

"Woof! woof!" Unkempt said adorably after placing this precious image at my feet

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Every time I see an Unkempt image violins play and trumpets flare in my head. Also my eyes bleed.

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