mustdestroy can never let love packets in because of his emotional firewalls.

Cheswick carries on the family tradition of posting humorous images on the Internet.

Single cell organisms evolved over the course of billions of years to create King Gonad, and all he did was make this lousy image.

bugzrrad smelted this image from raw ore procured from a haunted cave filled with poisoned rats. Also he sucks at Photoshop.

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