AnneDroidz' Brent Page, submitted by Mike. This is a Brent fan page. "Brent who," you dare ask? Why, Brent Spiner of Star Trek fame, of course! Welcome to the Internet, fanhag!
I don't mean to be disrespectful to Brent on any of my pages, as they are all meant as a tribute to him; and after all, it was his wonderful ACTING talent that attracted me to him in the first place. However, make no mistake... I also find Brent to be very sexy, and sometimes my hormones take control while I'm typing. Nothing R, NC-17, or X-rated, but I may not always be rated G, either... I hope everyone who visits my Brently pages enjoys themselves, and I especially hope that if Brent visits here, he enjoys himself... even if he does think that my public display of affection towards him is a total waste of time! ;-)
You got that right, fatty! Brent Spiner is never going to waltz on into your house, say "your cleavage is highly illogical" (or whatever the hell those people say) and bend you over your already moist keyboard to dock his spaceship in your huge spaceport.
Let me dispel a recent Net rumor that Brent was spotted while on his way to see Barney's Great Adventure....
Steph, my mom and I were going to Universal City Walk to see Barney's Great Adventure, and I was sitting at the light at Genesee, waiting to turn onto Hollywood Bl. I wasn't even paying attention and was just kind of staring at the boulevard in a daze, when a black Mercedes came into my line of vision, so I instantly looked up into the car, and sure enough, there were Brent and Loree... and get this... Loree was driving and Brent was the passenger! They didn't see us though.
Gee, thanks for clearing up that HOT RUMOR the entire Internet was all a-buzz about! Wait, you started the rumor, and no one, not even the people at "alt.brent.spiner.insane.fetish.binary", gives a crap. But thanks for clearing that up!
I walked up the street a bit and took a little break, and then started back home. As I walked back down Brent's street, I thought, "wouldn't it be funny if Brent pulled up in his Mercedes?" AND GUESS WHAT?!? Right before I got to his house, Brent pulled up in his Mercedes!! He looked right at me while he was waiting for his garage door to open, and I smiled at him.
Miss Nutty goes on to explain how she accosted him and asked him a bunch of stupid questions. She loves Brent and his house! What could be wrong with that!? WHAT?! WHAT? YOU POINT TO THE LAW!
This page just goes to show that it doesn't matter if you're male, female, trans, or furrie: celebrity worship pages are still scary and creepy. And no matter how unattractive or untalented you are, somebody out there wants to knock you up. Or have your baby. Or your werewolf. Or all three, in a four-way with a panda and an alien with fifty tentacles.
She also claims to be working on a "used clothing store in cyber space." I don't know about you, but I take this as some sort of threat. Don't do it, I surrender!
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