Do you remember "The Soccer Mystery"? Of course you do; it remains the most-read Front Page update three weeks after its publication. I wanted to wait until the theme had run its course before posting the follow-up, and this took longer than expected, partially due to brilliant submissions from people who weren't even registered SA Forum Goons when the thread started. But finally the Diouf saga ends, with one hell of a high-quality sequel!
Ensure your little ones are safe and relatively poison-free with the following tips designed to keep them healthy, outside of their teeth and blood sugar levels.
Oh, you idiot. Don't do this. It's the worst idea anyone has ever had. Have you forgotten what an ordeal it was the last time you moved?
Nightmares Fear Factory is BACK, baby!
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