Do you remember "The Soccer Mystery"? Of course you do; it remains the most-read Front Page update three weeks after its publication. I wanted to wait until the theme had run its course before posting the follow-up, and this took longer than expected, partially due to brilliant submissions from people who weren't even registered SA Forum Goons when the thread started. But finally the Diouf saga ends, with one hell of a high-quality sequel!
Obviously, the first thing necessary to getting back in shape is buying a bunch of expensive knick-knacks.
Finally, a look at the candidate's long-delayed tax returns.
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