Just when I think we've covered every possible topic out there, somebody comes along and finds some random new item to Photoshop. This week we tackle the bold new medium of doorknob signs, commonly left by maintenance men. These noble little things hang from doors and let residents know that the strange man inside their house is there for a perfectly good reason, and should not be shot or stabbed. In the hands of the Something Awful Forum Goons, however, these signs are just another joke.

Here an unmodified doorknob sign provided by Sinistrahd.

Shortly after making this, Sinistrahd discovered he was pretentious.

Kourse received 500 experience points for making this.

Walter improved his science and observation skills dramatically.

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