QUIZ FOR MALES:
Question #1: When spotting an attractive female, the first question that enters my mind is:
The valor pigs have been looking over your uniform and trying to find fault. Time to show them how army is done!
You said to submit t-shirt ideas to this e-mail address, so here are some I have come up with.
Video games make it socially acceptable to point at Jane
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