QUIZ FOR MALES:
Question #1: When spotting an attractive female, the first question that enters my mind is:
We've all pwned noobs at least once in our life, so what if we just never stopped?
As a vicious predator, I find that I have a constant, overwhelming urge to lick apples out of a huge block of ice. It's only, natural, right?
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