Propitious Jerk has already started preparing for a future in which Photoshop won't exist.
At first, I thought one of these stories read "The sinking ship of cannibalism," and that phrase seemed funny to me. Turns out that's not really what it says, but regardless, I bet marauding cannibals are gonna love CaptainMeatpants.
OK, see, and I thought Horace's image said "Bleak Preset Computing." Man, what is it with me and reading words?
Oh, Sunday Punch. The wrongness of this is so large!
Did you know that you only use 10% of your brain? You may have heard that before. But what if you could use 100%? YOU CAN!
This is where the excerpt from an article usually goes. Since the content of this update is only intended for cool people, I refuse to place a single word in the path of blundering normal people.
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