Propitious Jerk has already started preparing for a future in which Photoshop won't exist.
At first, I thought one of these stories read "The sinking ship of cannibalism," and that phrase seemed funny to me. Turns out that's not really what it says, but regardless, I bet marauding cannibals are gonna love CaptainMeatpants.
OK, see, and I thought Horace's image said "Bleak Preset Computing." Man, what is it with me and reading words?
Oh, Sunday Punch. The wrongness of this is so large!
Maria Mitchell is shown holding a telescope to each eye, using them to ogle passing hunks on the street below. OOOGA! Her tongue rolls out like a firehose, her eyes comically bulging through the ends of the telescopes.
The Internet experience of 2014 has been condensed into a single article for your convenience.
Youtube user HolkHogan420 has been systematically exposing all of the Illuminati's plans.
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