Propitious Jerk has already started preparing for a future in which Photoshop won't exist.
At first, I thought one of these stories read "The sinking ship of cannibalism," and that phrase seemed funny to me. Turns out that's not really what it says, but regardless, I bet marauding cannibals are gonna love CaptainMeatpants.
OK, see, and I thought Horace's image said "Bleak Preset Computing." Man, what is it with me and reading words?
Oh, Sunday Punch. The wrongness of this is so large!
Ferguson's long arm of the law laments the latest cutback.
Simply put, if I had Johnny Manziel’s physical gifts, you better believe I would be there in the Weight Room, getting to bed early, doing whatever I had to do to be the best possible athlete I could be. I wouldn't be posting on social media about sucking titties. I wouldn't even look at a titty, buddy. I'd look at a titty and see two big footballs.
Expendable? You must be joking.
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