Sometimes, a television show just needs a few smart recasting decisions to get the creative juices flowing again! Like, Saved by the Bell became a classic when no-nonsense schoolmarm Miss Bliss gave way to everyone's favorite princiPAL Mr. Belding, and 2 Broke Girls turned it around when they switched out the horse with that cat from the Internet, and Growing Pains nimbly shifted demographics when it replaced Boner with The Resurrected Apostle Peter. Not every program can pull off what the X-files executed (wringing twelve successful seasons out of new star Robert Patrick after the original leads pulled a real "David Caruso"), but the SA Goons have some ideas!
No More Raccoons
The Duck of Death
The first phase of The Olive Garden's cyber rollout will introduce their Neverending Pneumatic Pasta Tube. This works on the same principal as bank drive-thru deposit tubes, but with unfrozen linguini and spaghetti.
Do you remember the crazy clothes and hair of the 1990s? Do you remember Crystal Pepsi and Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles? Do you remember where you hid the box your mother gave you?
Were you enjoying your day? STOP! There is outrageous crap going on you need to know about!
The Comedy Goldmine examines the funniest and most creative threads from the Something Awful Forums. Although the Comedy Goldmine has changed authors many times over the years, its focus on the Something Awful Forums is still the same. Includes hilarious Photoshops, amusing work stories, parodies, and other types of oddball humor.