Sometimes, a television show just needs a few smart recasting decisions to get the creative juices flowing again! Like, Saved by the Bell became a classic when no-nonsense schoolmarm Miss Bliss gave way to everyone's favorite princiPAL Mr. Belding, and 2 Broke Girls turned it around when they switched out the horse with that cat from the Internet, and Growing Pains nimbly shifted demographics when it replaced Boner with The Resurrected Apostle Peter. Not every program can pull off what the X-files executed (wringing twelve successful seasons out of new star Robert Patrick after the original leads pulled a real "David Caruso"), but the SA Goons have some ideas!
No More Raccoons
The Duck of Death
Republicans announce that all legislation must be voted on at 2am in a secret chamber, with no one but the lobbyists who write the bills seeing a single line of text. Democrats' Response: Stumbling around a field stepping on rakes, handles smashing them directly in their faces every single time.
There is a witch hunt going on right now and I promise you that you will not find any witches in the pleasure room in my congressional office.
For fans of meaningless awards, these awards are extra meaningless.
The Comedy Goldmine examines the funniest and most creative threads from the Something Awful Forums. Although the Comedy Goldmine has changed authors many times over the years, its focus on the Something Awful Forums is still the same. Includes hilarious Photoshops, amusing work stories, parodies, and other types of oddball humor.