One reckless free spirit broke free of magazine-formatting conventions, and her name is clockwork automaton.

Elftor imagines Future Oprah crushing schmucks by the hundreds.

Caught up in the concept, Horace used tiny paint brushes to make this image, and now it's on his monitor forever.


Cool, squirt the daisies, good to know I'll still have this gig in 2999. Wait, I wouldn't have chosen those colors. Oh no!

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