Arse Porn Cage lays railroad tracks into my nightmares!
mortalenema is a name I hope I don't ever have to learn the meaning of firsthand.
puppyslinger has a horrible sounding name, but he's not that bad. He eats all the puppies he fatally slings.
Vishass has some wild misconceptions about trains, but that's okay. We all do.
Are you concerned that you may be a character trapped in a Tom Waits song? Be smart and learn the warning signs before it's too late. Also, it's too late. It has always been too late.
I'm haunted by a recurring vision of a skeleton flipping me off. To avoid seeing this terrifying image in bumper sticker form, I pay someone with a blank bumper to drive in front of me at all times.
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