Arse Porn Cage lays railroad tracks into my nightmares!
mortalenema is a name I hope I don't ever have to learn the meaning of firsthand.
puppyslinger has a horrible sounding name, but he's not that bad. He eats all the puppies he fatally slings.
Vishass has some wild misconceptions about trains, but that's okay. We all do.
Maria Mitchell is shown holding a telescope to each eye, using them to ogle passing hunks on the street below. OOOGA! Her tongue rolls out like a firehose, her eyes comically bulging through the ends of the telescopes.
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