Alexander can drink his weight in Shasta Cola.
VeryVito is probably broke anyway.
On the plus side Stupud will probably get himself killed.
Novocaine made this image that will probably cause all you gun nuts in the audience to hoot and holler and fire shots crazily into the air.
The CEO of Lobstero, makers of the expensive home Lobster System, responds to recent unfavorable headlines about hand-squeezing a lobster out of one of the company's Lobster Packs.
Should you call someone a Nazi? The answer will surprise you.
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