Alexander can drink his weight in Shasta Cola.
VeryVito is probably broke anyway.
On the plus side Stupud will probably get himself killed.
Novocaine made this image that will probably cause all you gun nuts in the audience to hoot and holler and fire shots crazily into the air.
Anton Chekhov's famous gun rule is not being followed by some lazy screen writers for the Marvel Cinematic Universe.
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