JoeNotCharles is 999,993 apples away from being an apple millionaire. Keep buying more apples, kid! You're too close to give up!
Marshall Teller made this image that's so awesome that Something Awful's own Tom "Moof" Davies said "agh dont make me write."
Smeg_Sammich's tail grows longer with every Photoshop he makes, but so too do the chances of him smashing into himself.
Given our society's obsession with stalking and ridiculing celebrities, it's tempting to seek a life of anonymity. But beware: not being famous has its own hidden costs.
Mass Effect: Andromeda turns its nose up at the original trilogy's rigid morality. It boasts a more nuanced and intellectually compelling shades-of-grey approach in which a heart icon pops up when it's time to tell an alien to take their clothes off.
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