JoeNotCharles is 999,993 apples away from being an apple millionaire. Keep buying more apples, kid! You're too close to give up!
Marshall Teller made this image that's so awesome that Something Awful's own Tom "Moof" Davies said "agh dont make me write."
Smeg_Sammich's tail grows longer with every Photoshop he makes, but so too do the chances of him smashing into himself.
A reluctant family is forced to welcome a non-human participant to Thanksgiving dinner.
Perfect Eggs Every Time: Hold an egg in your cupped hands. Put your hands over a fire, squeezing them together gently to crack the egg open. Try not to let any egg liquid or egg shell fall out between your fingers.
You cant go around life being smart in an unconventional way, it could change the world.
Photoshop Phriday showcases the tremendous image manipulation talents of the Something Awful Forum Goons. Each week they tackle a new theme, parodying movies, video games, comics, history, and anything else you can think of. If you want in on the action, join us on the Something Awful Forums!