JoeNotCharles is 999,993 apples away from being an apple millionaire. Keep buying more apples, kid! You're too close to give up!
Marshall Teller made this image that's so awesome that Something Awful's own Tom "Moof" Davies said "agh dont make me write."
Smeg_Sammich's tail grows longer with every Photoshop he makes, but so too do the chances of him smashing into himself.
Ensure your little ones are safe and relatively poison-free with the following tips designed to keep them healthy, outside of their teeth and blood sugar levels.
Oh, you idiot. Don't do this. It's the worst idea anyone has ever had. Have you forgotten what an ordeal it was the last time you moved?
Nightmares Fear Factory is BACK, baby!
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