JoeNotCharles is 999,993 apples away from being an apple millionaire. Keep buying more apples, kid! You're too close to give up!
Marshall Teller made this image that's so awesome that Something Awful's own Tom "Moof" Davies said "agh dont make me write."
Smeg_Sammich's tail grows longer with every Photoshop he makes, but so too do the chances of him smashing into himself.
Paleo guru and definite non-idiot Luke K. clears the air about some of your favorite pumpkin treats this holiday season. Also he weighs in on the controversy surrounding a paleo wedding cake.
One wizard thinks our President's magic control initiatives have gone too far.
Photoshop Phriday showcases the tremendous image manipulation talents of the Something Awful Forum Goons. Each week they tackle a new theme, parodying movies, video games, comics, history, and anything else you can think of. If you want in on the action, join us on the Something Awful Forums!