JoeNotCharles is 999,993 apples away from being an apple millionaire. Keep buying more apples, kid! You're too close to give up!
Marshall Teller made this image that's so awesome that Something Awful's own Tom "Moof" Davies said "agh dont make me write."
Smeg_Sammich's tail grows longer with every Photoshop he makes, but so too do the chances of him smashing into himself.
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Some helpful tips about forcing God's Love on total strangers this Christmas season.
The interpreter from the Mandela memorial tries to explain himself the only way he knows how.
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