Symphoric is a vehicular hazard the likes of which even Hazard County has never seen!
Sagan howls at the moon, but only because he left his car keys there.
Diazinon plans to spend the summer pursuing as many failed business ventures as humanly possible.
In the year 2437, Codito is the most common stripper name in the Western Hemisphere.
Maria Mitchell is shown holding a telescope to each eye, using them to ogle passing hunks on the street below. OOOGA! Her tongue rolls out like a firehose, her eyes comically bulging through the ends of the telescopes.
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