In the world of video games, heroes and villains alike have to employ a wide assortment of power-ups, weapons, potions, drugs, and other tricks. Somewhere, someone has to manufacture these items. And where there is manufacturing, there is certainly advertising! This week we look at the world of advertising within the myriad of video game worlds out there. Who exactly markets those Defender ships? Where does one go to buy a used Mech? Thanks to the Something Awful Forum Goons

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