Symphoric is a vehicular hazard the likes of which even Hazard County has never seen!
Sagan howls at the moon, but only because he left his car keys there.
Diazinon plans to spend the summer pursuing as many failed business ventures as humanly possible.
In the year 2437, Codito is the most common stripper name in the Western Hemisphere.
Are you concerned that you may be a character trapped in a Tom Waits song? Be smart and learn the warning signs before it's too late. Also, it's too late. It has always been too late.
I'm haunted by a recurring vision of a skeleton flipping me off. To avoid seeing this terrifying image in bumper sticker form, I pay someone with a blank bumper to drive in front of me at all times.
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