Symphoric is a vehicular hazard the likes of which even Hazard County has never seen!
Sagan howls at the moon, but only because he left his car keys there.
Diazinon plans to spend the summer pursuing as many failed business ventures as humanly possible.
In the year 2437, Codito is the most common stripper name in the Western Hemisphere.
"Don't you get it? What we have to understand is it's them or us. It can't be all of us, or one. It's got to be us, or they become it. Then we lose what makes us we."
Expert analysis on the few things your cat likes and the many things it hates.
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