SwolenColon earned his name after winning an expired meat eating contest.

Smeg_Sammich made this image full of odd looking creatures that may or may not be gay Snorks.

I was going through a real rough patch in life until freq made this image.

Telepathetic cut and pasted old "Hagar the Horrible" comic strips together to make this image!

General Fai thinks he's pretty fancy with his big flashing graphics. WELL, PAL, TWO CAN PLAY AT THIS GAME. Oh, shit, never mind. You win.

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