"Hoffma" knows how to have fun at everyone's expense.
Popular children's entertainer "Livestock" made this. Just kidding, he's not popular or allowed near children.
There is something creepy about this "Quickpull" image, or maybe it's just me.
"CarryTheZero" didn't do much here, mostly because he's lazy or crippled or some such. I let that slide because this seriously is the creepiest mascot in the history of the universe. I mean, goddamn, that thing looks like it should be in a David Lynch movie raping corpses, not entertaining children at pizza parties.
Finally: an advice column for the rest of us! (Who seek to enslave humanity.)
Even the most fervent gun control advocate would admit that guns kill people, not other guns. We must become the guns we wish to see in the world.
A Goon outs himself as a wizard and gets a warm reception from the rogues/rangers/paladins gallery!
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