"Hoffma" knows how to have fun at everyone's expense.

Popular children's entertainer "Livestock" made this. Just kidding, he's not popular or allowed near children.

There is something creepy about this "Quickpull" image, or maybe it's just me.

"CarryTheZero" didn't do much here, mostly because he's lazy or crippled or some such. I let that slide because this seriously is the creepiest mascot in the history of the universe. I mean, goddamn, that thing looks like it should be in a David Lynch movie raping corpses, not entertaining children at pizza parties.

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